You cannot attempt to put ornaments on your head without first using colored hair spray on your hair as a base. Here bright red was applied to the top, with stripes of red and green on the sides. Apply a very large Christmas corsage or one you fashion yourself with wired garland and ornaments on the top using pins to hold down the wire. Someone should tell this guy that the song says, "Deck the Halls", not Deck the Hair. He has now qualified for a Christmas version of Freaky Friday.