Trendy Tenderloin

At first glance, the hat appears to be a colorful rubber chicken sliced longways for wear and you may be half correct as this is a feature from a NY millinery store that makes headwear from meat products.  These dreads may look as puffed and dried out as you would expect, yet they are cleverly a wig of links and maybe this fellow likes his sausage smoked.  Either way, this entire hairstyle and its covering are all too Freaky Friday.