My husband once called to say that he'd gotten a haircut. Yay! (I try to really encourage that activity.) And that they'd cut it really short. OK. Practically shaved it. I'm sure it's darling. And it was. He was so cute! Then a visit to my granddad (a mean ornery individual) assured that DH would practically never get another hair cut. GD pointed out that DH is getting a little thin on top. Well I don't think so. I think his hair is still very thick. Darn GD!